Quit Calling Me a Monster!

Quit Calling Me a Monster!


  • Author: Jory John & Bob Shea
  • Release Date : 2016-08-23
  • Genre: Fiction
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The talented creators of I Will Chomp You! brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster’s hilarious lament.   Floyd Peterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth— why can’t people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as “different.”...

Quit Calling Me a Monster
Score: 3
From 1 Ratings

Quit Calling Me a Monster


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2016
  • Genre: Monsters
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385389907


Quit Calling Me a Monster Book Description :

"The talented creators of I Will Chomp You!brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster's hilarious lament. a Floyd Patterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth- why can't people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as odifferent.o"...

Quit Calling Me a Monster
Score: 3
From 1 Ratings

Quit Calling Me a Monster


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : RH Childrens Books
  • Release Date : 2016-08-23
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385389921


Quit Calling Me a Monster Book Description :

The talented creators of I Will Chomp You! brilliantly frame the struggle to buck stereotypes and learn empathy in this monster’s hilarious lament. Floyd Peterson is so much more than shaggy purple fur and pointy monster teeth— why can’t people just see him for him? Jory John and Bob Shea have struck gold in creating a knee-slapping, read-it-again story that will start a valuable discussion about how we treat others and how it feels to be seen as “different.”...

I Will Chomp You   Read   Listen Edition
Score: 3
From 4 Ratings

I Will Chomp You Read Listen Edition


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2015-08-04
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781101935637


I Will Chomp You Read Listen Edition Book Description :

STOP RIGHT THERE. Don’t move a muscle, buster. Stay out of this book or I WILL CHOMP YOU! So says the not-so-fierce inhabitant of I Will Chomp You!, a tale of deception, greed . . . and cake! Jory John and Bob Shea bring a fresh, hilarious twist to a time-tested blueprint as their little monster threatens, reasons, and pleads with readers to go no further in the book because he will NOT share his beautiful, delicious cakes. Children will identify with the monster’s high valuation of his possessions, and (importantly) will laugh at the silly measures he takes to protect them. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration....

A Monster Calls
Score: 4.5
From 2,297 Ratings

A Monster Calls


  • Author : Patrick Ness
  • Publisher : Candlewick Press
  • Release Date : 2013-08-27
  • Genre: Young Adult Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780763669096


A Monster Calls Book Description :

NOW A #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER! An unflinching, darkly funny, and deeply moving story of a boy, his seriously ill mother, and an unexpected monstrous visitor. At seven minutes past midnight, thirteen-year-old Conor wakes to find a monster outside his bedroom window. But it isn’t the monster Conor’s been expecting-- he’s been expecting the one from his nightmare, the nightmare he’s had nearly every night since his mother started her treatments. The monster in his backyard is different. It’s ancient. And wild. And it wants something from Conor. Something terrible and dangerous. It wants the truth. From the final idea of award-winning author Siobhan Dowd-- whose premature death from cancer prevented her from writing it herself-- Patrick Ne...

It s Not My Fault

It s Not My Fault


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2020-06-09
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781984830623


It s Not My Fault Book Description :

The New York Times bestselling author of The Bad Seed and The Good Egg takes a lighthearted approach to how to respond to the all-too-common claim "It's not my fault!" Emotional literacy is embedded in this funny cautionary tale: Why is your homework so messy? It's not my fault! I blame my pen. Why can't I read these test answers? I blame my pen. Why is your assignment so late? Um...I blame my pen? A boy steadfastly refuses to take responsibility for any of his mistakes. He just blames everything on his pen, his backpack, his comb, his pillow--whatever happens to be at hand. For a while, this approach works at home and at school. He's positively convinced he has it all figured out until...all the inanimate objects rise up and revolt. What can he do w...

Penguin Problems
Score: 4
From 4 Ratings

Penguin Problems


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2016-09-27
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780553513387


Penguin Problems Book Description :

Have you ever thought: I have so many problems and nobody even cares? Well, penguins have problems too! Discover them in this hilarious collaboration from Jory John (All my friends are dead. and Quit Calling Me a Monster!) and Lane Smith (The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales)! This penguin has come to tell you that life in Antarctica is no paradise. For starters, it is FREEZING. Also, penguins have a ton of natural predators. Plus, can you imagine trying to find your mom in a big ol’ crowd of identical penguins? No, thank you. Yes, it seems there is no escaping the drudgery of your daily grind, whatever it might be. Or perhaps we’ve just learned that grumps are everywhere. . . . This book is sure to tickle kids’ funny bones and w...

Monsters of Men
Score: 4
From 85 Ratings

Monsters of Men


  • Author : Patrick Ness
  • Publisher : Candlewick Press
  • Release Date : 2010-10-18
  • Genre: Young Adult Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780763652111


Monsters of Men Book Description :

In the riveting conclusion to the acclaimed dystopian series, a boy and girl caught in the chaos of war face devastating choices that will decide the fate of a world. As a world-ending war surges around them, Todd and Viola face monstrous decisions. The indigenous Spackle, thinking and acting as one, have mobilized to avenge their murdered people. Ruthless human leaders prepare to defend their factions at all costs, even as a convoy of new settlers approaches. And as the ceaseless Noise lays all thoughts bare, the projected will of the few threatens to overwhelm the desperate desire of the many. The consequences of each action, each word, are unspeakably vast: To follow a tyrant or a terrorist? To save the life of the one you love most, or thousands ...

Monster Museum
Score: 3.5
From 8 Ratings

Monster Museum


  • Author : Marilyn Singer
  • Publisher : Disney-Hyperion
  • Release Date : 2001-09-01
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 078680520X


Monster Museum Book Description :

Come in--if you dare--and meet the werewolf, Count Dracula, the mummy, and some of their slimy, screaming, slithering friends. They're just dying to show you a good time!...

That s What Dinosaurs Do

That s What Dinosaurs Do


  • Author : Jory John
  • Publisher : HarperCollins
  • Release Date : 2019-06-11
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780062983923


That s What Dinosaurs Do Book Description :

From The Bad Seed and The Good Egg creators, Jory John and Pete Oswald, comes a story about a dinosaur who loves to ROAR. William the dinosaur likes to roar. At the park?“ROAR.” At the bus stop?“ROAR!” At the farm? You bet. ROARRR! William never lets the chance to roar pass him by, even if others find it rather bothersome. That's until William gets a sore throat and the doctor warns him not to roar for a WHOLE week. But can this overexcited, boisterous, giant lizard not do what dinosaurs are meant to do?! In his humorous and insightful style, Jory John creates an epic story about unapologetically and happily being yourself, no matter the cost. Another side-splitting combination of John’s brilliant text and Pete Oswald’s expressive and liv...

The Day the Crayons Quit
Score: 4.5
From 121 Ratings

The Day the Crayons Quit


  • Author : Drew Daywalt
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2013-06-27
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781101628126


The Day the Crayons Quit Book Description :

The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Beige Crayon is tired of playing second fiddle to Brown Crayon. Black wants to be used for more than just outlining. Blue needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? Kids will be imagining their own humorous conversations with crayons and coloring a blue streak af...