Score: 4.5
From 8 Ratings

The Baby Owner's Manual


  • Author: Louis Borgenicht, M.D., Joé Borgenicht, Paul Kepple & Jude Buffum
  • Release Date : 2012-09-10
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • File Size: 29069437 Bytes


At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.   Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of usefu...

The Baby Owner's Manual


  • Author: Bryan Joyner
  • Release Date : 2011-08-09
  • Genre: Humor
  • File Size: 1304818 Bytes


The funniest book ever written about babies! Raising a baby is hard so parents need some laughs! Because uptiering sex from "recreational" to "procreational" is like going from playing laser tag to storming Normandy Beach on D-Day. Once you paint the nursery baby blue you won't paint the town red again for a long time. When did the term 'boogie' change from being a slang verb to a slimy noun? You long for the world where the word "stool" is once again a resting place in front of a bar, and "wet" is what you do to your whistle at that bar. A baby is our perfect mark on an imperfect world, but soon they begin making imperfect marks on otherwise perfect walls. It is by small amounts that babies gradually los...

The Baby Owner s Manual
Score: 4.5
From 12 Ratings

The Baby Owner s Manual


  • Author : Louis Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2003
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1931686238


The Baby Owner s Manual Book Description :

Offers a whimsical approach to baby care that likens the newest member of the family to a machine needing extra-special care, in a guide that features schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing." Original. 30,000 first printing....

The Cat Owner s Manual
Score: 4.5
From 2 Ratings

The Cat Owner s Manual


  • Author : David Brunner
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Genre: Pets
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1931686874


The Cat Owner s Manual Book Description :

A beginner's guide to cat care and ownership. Answers hundreds of frequently asked questions by Veterinarian Dr. David Brunner....

The Baby Owner s Manual
Score: 4.5
From 10 Ratings

The Baby Owner s Manual


  • Author : Louis Borgenicht
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2012
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781594745973


The Baby Owner s Manual Book Description :

Offers a humorous approach to baby care, featuring schematic diagrams for such "maintenance" techniques as getting a baby to sleep through the night and taking a baby to a doctor for "servicing."...

The Baby Owner s Manual
Score: 4.5
From 2 Ratings

The Baby Owner s Manual


  • Author : Louis Borgenicht M.D.
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2012-11-06
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781594746093


The Baby Owner s Manual Book Description :

At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby. Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic diagrams, The Baby Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: What's the best way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing? Whatever your concerns, you'll find the answers here—courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his son, Joe Borgenicht. Together, they provide plenty of useful advic...

The Baby Owner s Starter Kit

The Baby Owner s Starter Kit


  • Author : Louis Borgenicht
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2007-03-29
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1594741751


The Baby Owner s Starter Kit Book Description :

The Baby Owner's Manual has taught more than 300,000 parents worldwide how to "operate" newborns and infants. Now the bestselling book is back in an all-new deluxe packageand it's the perfect shower gift for any hip parent-to-be. The Baby Owner's Starter Kit includes: The Baby Owner's Manual Growth Chart, with stickers for marking baby's progress Diaper Changing Instructional Poster Babysitter's Memo Pad Decorative magnet Packaged with irreverent schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and a handsome keepsake box, The Baby Owner's Starter Kit makes parenting as easy as 1-2-3....

The Toddler Owner s Manual
Score: 4.5
From 2 Ratings

The Toddler Owner s Manual


  • Author : Brett R. Kuhn
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2005
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1594740267


The Toddler Owner s Manual Book Description :

With the same hilarious blend of schematic diagrams, troubleshooting tips, and step-by-step instructions as the bestselling "The Baby Manual," this sequel explores issues of childhood from ages one to three....

Baby Owner s Manual

Baby Owner s Manual


  • Author : Steve Bedwell
  • Publisher : Rockpool Pub
  • Release Date : 2012-10-01
  • Genre: Family & Relationships
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1921878428


Baby Owner s Manual Book Description :

For fathers and their partners, a humorous laugh-out-loud introduction to the chaotic world of parenting, packaged as a retro car manual Regardless of the model you have taken delivery of, your baby will have certain standard equipment in common with all babies, and some which vary from model to model. No two Mother Nature Heavy Industries (MNHI) babies are identical. A humorous operating guide for fathers, this book likens a new baby to the other love in a man's life—no, not his wife, his car! This essential handbook covers everything from delivery of baby from Mother Nature Heavy Industries, regular servicing of your baby, standard equipment, the cooling system and liquid waste disposal, warning signs, even optimizing economy, and getting the mos...

The Baby Owners  Manual for the Pitter Patter of Little Fetus

The Baby Owners Manual for the Pitter Patter of Little Fetus


  • Author : Boo Heisey
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2018-08-31
  • Genre:
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1720017751


The Baby Owners Manual for the Pitter Patter of Little Fetus Book Description :

New cars come equipped with operating manuals, but new babies don't. This humorous baby owner's manual, featuring The Criblings, will help parents see the lighter side of baby ownership. It's geared for fathers and formatted like a car owner's manual with a comical slant, but even mothers with no prior baby-ownership experience will get the help they need to own and operate their new acquisitions. Not only is this book fun to read, but it also offers sound advice. Grandparents, godparents and friends of the new baby owner will likewise find it fun as well as helpful. If you've already been a parent, that's no reason not to read this manual; as you'll learn things you didn't pick up the first time around. It would make a great gift for anyone with bab...

The Home Owner s Manual
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

The Home Owner s Manual


  • Author : Dan Ramsey
  • Publisher : Quirk Books
  • Release Date : 2006
  • Genre: House & Home
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1594741034


The Home Owner s Manual Book Description :

Quirk Owner's Manuals have taught readers how to 'repair' and 'maintain' babies, toddlers, dogs, and cats. Now we're tackling the biggest and most complicated 'appliance' of all your home! Through step-by-step instructions and techy schematic diagrams, The Home Owner's Manual explores hundreds of frequently asked questions: How can I drain the sludge out of my water heater? What makes my radiators 'hiss' at night? Is there any easy way to unstop a toilet? How can I fill a crack in my wall? And when should I seek professional help? You'll also find advice on inspecting a new home, moving in, redecorating, emergency maintenance, and much more. With plenty of helpful illustrations to guide you along, The Home Owner's Manual makes household maintenance a...

The Owner s Manual for the Brain  4th Edition

The Owner s Manual for the Brain 4th Edition


  • Author : Pierce Howard
  • Publisher : Harper Collins
  • Release Date : 2014-05-13
  • Genre: Psychology
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780062227362


The Owner s Manual for the Brain 4th Edition Book Description :

Cutting-edge, user-friendly, and comprehensive: the revolutionary guide to the brain, now fully revised and updated At birth each of us is given the most powerful and complex tool of all time: the human brain. And yet, as we well know, it doesn't come with an owner's manual—until now. In this unsurpassed resource, Dr. Pierce J. Howard and his team distill the very latest research and clearly explain the practical, real-world applications to our daily lives. Drawing from the frontiers of psychology, neurobiology, and cognitive science, yet organized and written for maximum usability, The Owner's Manual for the Brain, Fourth Edition, is your comprehensive guide to optimum mental performance and well-being. It should be on every thinking person's book...