You're Only Old Once!
Score: 4.5
From 16 Ratings

You're Only Old Once!


  • Author: Dr. Seuss
  • Release Date : 2009-01-27
  • Genre: Classics
  • File Size: 25547564 Bytes


Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for old souls, kids at heart, and absolutely anyone dreading their annual checkup. You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in! The Doctor is in! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!...

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition
Score: 4
From 11 Ratings

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition


  • Author: Dr. Seuss
  • Release Date : 2013-11-05
  • Genre: Fiction
  • File Size: 30109070 Bytes


With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays!This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration....

You re Only Old Once
Score: 4.5
From 17 Ratings

You re Only Old Once


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2009-01-27
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 0375958908


You re Only Old Once Book Description :

Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others...

You re Only Old Once
Score: 4.5
From 17 Ratings

You re Only Old Once


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Turtleback
  • Release Date : 1986-02-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 061300051X


You re Only Old Once Book Description :

For use in schools and libraries only. Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others....

You re Only Old Once
Score: 5
From 8 Ratings

You re Only Old Once


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : RH Childrens Books
  • Release Date : 2013-11-05
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385379502


You re Only Old Once Book Description :

Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for old souls, kids at heart, and absolutely anyone dreading their annual checkup. You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in! The Doctor is in! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!...

Suddenly Senior

Suddenly Senior


  • Author : Tom Hay
  • Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
  • Release Date : 2016-09-08
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781783729319


Suddenly Senior Book Description :

"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." —John MendozaYou might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle, and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns, and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment" down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle....

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man


  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780740789472


How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man Book Description :

A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build som...

The Cat in the Hat  Read   Listen Edition

The Cat in the Hat Read Listen Edition


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2013-09-24
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385372114


The Cat in the Hat Read Listen Edition Book Description :

Join the Cat in the Hat as he makes learning to read a joy! It’s a rainy day and Dick and Sally can’t find anything to do . . . until the Cat in the Hat unexpectedly appears and turns their dreary afternoon into a fun-filled extravaganza! This beloved Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss, which also features timeless Dr. Seuss characters such as Fish and Thing 1 and Thing 2, is fun to read aloud and easy to read alone. Written using 236 different words that any first or second grader can read, it’s a fixture in home and school libraries and a favorite among parents, beginning readers, teachers, and librarians. Originally created by Dr. Seuss, Beginner Books encourage children to read all by themselves, with simple words and illustrations that give clues ...

Oh  The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You
Score: 4
From 1 Ratings

Oh The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You


  • Author : Tish Rabe
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2019-06-18
  • Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780593126509


Oh The Things You Can Do That Are Good for You Book Description :

The Cat in the Hat joins forces with the Partnership for a Healthier America! In this newly revised editiion—with 16 pages of bonus materials—the Cat in the Hat takes young readers to a Seussian Spa where they learn the basics of healthy living. Updated with the assistance of the Partnership for a Healthier America, the Cat explains the importance of eating right (based on the latest USDA MyPlate recommendations); staying active; getting enough sleep; handwashing; brushing and flossing; wearing protective gear when playing sports--even the best way to sneeze when you don't have a tissue handy! The 16 pages of newly added backmatter include simple, fun suggestions for children to increase their activity thoughout the day, plus 8 kid-friendly, heal...

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady


  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01
  • Genre: Self-Help
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780740788659


How Not to Become a Little Old Lady Book Description :

We can't stop the aging process, but with the help of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady, we can at least not act older than our age. Author Mary McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of things not to do to stave off little old ladyhood. Illustrated with the humorous line art of Adrienne Hartman, this little book reminds us not to boil our vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up our sleeve, or dye our own hair and think nobody can tell....

The Joys of Getting Older

The Joys of Getting Older


  • Author : Thomas Senior
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2000-04
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 0740708864


The Joys of Getting Older Book Description :

See The Lawyers' Book of Ethics...

What You Don t Know About Turning 40
Score: 4
From 2 Ratings

What You Don t Know About Turning 40


  • Author : Bill Dodds
  • Publisher : Running Press Adult
  • Release Date : 2006-02-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 068404000X


What You Don t Know About Turning 40 Book Description :

This over-the-hill birthday gift is a pop quiz with 101 questions (complete with humorous answers) that is sure to enliven any 40th birthday party. Steve Mark's 18 b/w illustrations make the book fun to read after the party, as well. Here are a few samples: - Q: What can 40-year-olds do to be considered young at age 40? A: Run for U.S. President or die. - Q. What's always Step One in any exercise program designed for 40-year-olds? A: "Get up off the sofa."...