Score: 4.5
From 15 Ratings

You're Only Old Once!


  • Author: Dr. Seuss
  • Release Date : 2009-01-27
  • Genre: Classics
  • File Size: 25547564 Bytes


Join in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book—it’s just what the doctor ordered for old souls, kids at heart, and absolutely anyone dreading their annual checkup. You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in! The Doctor is in! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the “Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.” Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor’s visit!...

Score: 4
From 11 Ratings

You're Only Old Once! Read & Listen Edition


  • Author: Dr. Seuss
  • Release Date : 2013-11-05
  • Genre: Fiction
  • File Size: 30109070 Bytes


With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays!This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration....

You re Only Old Once
Score: 4.5
From 17 Ratings

You re Only Old Once


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2009-01-27
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 0375958908


You re Only Old Once Book Description :

Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others...

You re Only Old Once  Read   Listen Edition
Score: 5
From 7 Ratings

You re Only Old Once Read Listen Edition


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Books for Young Readers
  • Release Date : 2013-11-05
  • Genre: Juvenile Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780385383349


You re Only Old Once Read Listen Edition Book Description :

With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in You're Only Old Once! On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays! This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration....

Suddenly Senior

Suddenly Senior


  • Author : Tom Hay
  • Publisher : Summersdale Publishers LTD
  • Release Date : 2016-09-08
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781783729319


Suddenly Senior Book Description :

"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." —John MendozaYou might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle, and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collection of witty quotations, light-hearted yarns, and cheerful jokes will help you chalk that last "senior moment" down to experience, forget the grey hairs and the twinges, and celebrate getting older with a smile on your face and a twinkle in your wrinkle....

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man


  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780740789472


How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man Book Description :

A crotchety old man decided to wash his sweatshirt. He threw it in the washing machine and yelled to his wife, "What setting do I use?" His wife asked, "What does it say on the shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Texas." If this man sounds like someone you know, chances are he's a crotchety old man! We all have a crotchety old man in our lives. Maybe he's your father, your grandfather, your brother, your husband-or, though you'd never admit it, even you! From the author of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady here's the companion, How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man, a lighthearted celebration of the grumpy old men in your life. Author Mary McHugh's 250 hilarious truths about cranky, crusty old guys who would rather spend days trying to build som...

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady
Score: 5
From 1 Ratings

How Not to Become a Little Old Lady


  • Author : Mary McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2009-01-01
  • Genre: Self-Help
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9780740788659


How Not to Become a Little Old Lady Book Description :

We can't stop the aging process, but with the help of How Not to Become a Little Old Lady, we can at least not act older than our age. Author Mary McHugh offers up more than 100 pointers of things not to do to stave off little old ladyhood. Illustrated with the humorous line art of Adrienne Hartman, this little book reminds us not to boil our vegetables until they are gray, tell boring stories with no point to them, carry a tissue up our sleeve, or dye our own hair and think nobody can tell....

You re Old AF

You re Old AF


  • Author : SUMMERSDALE PUBLISHERS
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date : 2019-06-13
  • Genre:
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1787830004


You re Old AF Book Description :

Have you stopped getting your freak on and started getting your creak on? Do your hobbies now include 'napping', 'relaxing' and 'having a quiet one'? Have you found you've more in common with your nan than your peers? It sounds like you're OLD AF! Get out your fun slippers and sit back with this collection of hilarious quips and too-true quotes for the old at heart....

Good Old Days My Ass

Good Old Days My Ass


  • Author : David A. Fryxell
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2012-10-04
  • Genre: Humor
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781440322464


Good Old Days My Ass Book Description :

Welcome to the Not-So-Glorious Days With the uncertain economy, lingering wars, and the ever-present threats of everything from bird flu to Bieber Fever, it's tempting to long for the "good old days." But just how good were they? Buckle up for a bumpy ride down memory lane (and try not to get trampled) as these 665 funny history facts and terrifying truths reveal the unfortunate reality of life during the eighteenth, nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. From patents that should still be pending to hairdos that attract vermin, these horrors will leave you thankful you didn't have to struggle to live through them. Brace yourself as the truth hits you like an ice-cold Victorian-era shower with enough pressure to knock you unconscious. Get ready to ...

So Who s Counting

So Who s Counting


  • Author : Erin McHugh
  • Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Release Date : 2019-04-09
  • Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 9781524853037


So Who s Counting Book Description :

“Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you should have been.” —David Bowie Sixty is the new fifty, seventy’s the new sixty, and older is getting younger every day. With fun, forward-looking, and inspiring quotes, So Who’s Counting is the ideal gift for baby boomers or anyone reaching a major age milestone. Instead of cloying sentimentality or the standard sagging-body-part jokes, it strikes the perfect balance of humor, guidance, reflection, bon mots. Quotes are divided into eight sections, such as “As Old as You Feel,” “Laughter: The Best Prescription,” and “Aged to Perfection.” So Who’s Counting is all about aging with gusto and celebrating what lies ahead....

Events Of 1949

Events Of 1949


  • Author : Hugh Morrison
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • Release Date : 2018-10-09
  • Genre:
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : 1727810368


Events Of 1949 Book Description :

This fascinating illustrated booklet gives a brief day-by-day summary of the top news stories of 1949, showing an important event for every day of the year. Read about key events in pop and politics, technology and travel, arts and entertainment, and famous births, deaths and marriages. This pocket volume will make a great little present for a birthday, anniversary or reunion, or for anyone who just wants a stroll down memory lane....

The seven Lady Godivas
Score: 3.5
From 3 Ratings

The seven Lady Godivas


  • Author : Dr. Seuss
  • Publisher : Random House Inc
  • Release Date : 1987-08-12
  • Genre: Fiction
  • Pages :
  • ISBN 10 : UOM:49015002957711


The seven Lady Godivas Book Description :

A tongue-in-cheek reworking of the legends of Lady Godiva and Peeping Tom, in which the seven Godiva sisters vow not to wed until each has discovered a new Horse Truth of benefit to all mankind...